Dating Disasters

We here at C365 are grateful to have Rich as our cartoonist.

When I was a kid I loved monster movies, so my Uncle (Rich) drew me some monsters. I got this spiral notebook full of pencil drawings. It was great, there was The Wolfman, Dracula, The 1920's Nosferatu, The Creature from the Black Lagoon which was in color. Out of all the gifts that I got, that one was my best. I can still remember everything in that book.

Thank you from your nephew.

10 Signs Your Evening Will Not Go Well

1. Your date admires your dress, and asks if he can borrow it sometime.
   
2. He’s 2 hours late, because “the french-fry guy didn’t show.”
   
3. He wants to bring his mother along. “She’s been so bored since the surgery.”
   
4. He tells you to get a move on, because his 2-for-1 coupon expires at midnight.
   
5. His psychotic ex-girlfriend is your waitress.
   
6. Your psychotic ex-boyfriend is the busboy.
   
7. He makes reservations for the best steakhouse in town. You’re a confirmed vegetarian.
   
8. He shows up with two other girls, claiming “That’s how they do it on the reality shows.”
   
9. While nibbling your ear he swallows your earring, prompting a trip to the ER.
   
10. Halfway through dinner at his place, he realizes his pet tarantula has escaped. You realize your entree is moving.

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